Heaps Normal 'Quiet XPA' Alcohol Free XPA (0.5% ABV)
Heaps Normal 'Quiet XPA' Alcohol Free XPA (0.5% ABV)
Big flavour, zero fuss—Quiet XPA is the beer that started it all for Heaps Normal, redefining what alcohol-free can taste like. Brewed with the same care and craft as a full-strength beer, this 0.5% ABV XPA delivers a bold, hop-forward experience without the booze.
Expect a vibrant mix of citrus, peach, and tropical fruit aromas, balanced by a smooth malt backbone and a crisp, refreshing finish. It’s light-bodied but full of personality—perfect for those who want to keep a clear head without compromising on taste.
Whether you're winding down, heading out, or just skipping the hangover, Quiet XPA is your new go-to for mindful drinking with maximum flavour.
What is an XPA?
XPA stands for Extra Pale Ale. It’s a style of beer that sits somewhere between a Pale Ale and an IPA (India Pale Ale), offering a lighter, more sessionable drinking experience while still delivering bold hop character.
About Heaps Normal
Heaps Normal is an independent, Australian-owned brewery founded in 2018 by a group of friends—pro surfer Jordy Smith, brand expert Andy Miller, and seasoned brewer Ben Holdstock—with a shared mission: to change the way people think about drinking.
Officially launching in 2020, Heaps Normal emerged at a time when alcohol-free beer options were limited and often uninspiring. The founders set out to create non-alcoholic beers that didn’t compromise on flavour, quality, or the social experience of drinking. Their goal was to make alcohol-free beer something people would choose not just out of necessity, but because it genuinely tastes great.
Driven by the idea of “redefining normal”, Heaps Normal champions mindful drinking without preaching sobriety. Their beers are brewed for everyone—from athletes and creatives to partygoers and parents—who want to enjoy a great beer without the hangover.
Their first release, Quiet XPA, quickly gained a cult following, and their range has since expanded to include favourites like Half Day Hazy and Another Lager. With a strong focus on flavour, community, and sustainability, Heaps Normal is leading the charge in the global “LoNo” (low and no alcohol) movement
Vegan
Vegan
The drink is free from any animal products or derivatives. In addition the bottle, label and glue is also free from animal products.
Low Sugar
Low Sugar
As defined by governmental guidelines on sugar the drink must contain less than 2.5g of sugar per 100mls. Products with a higher sugar content cause a spike in insulin and we react by storing more carbs as fat. You may also notice that although lower in sugar there is some carbs, this is usually more complex forms of sugar such as starches and fibre and the body uses these for energy.
Nutritional Info (per 100ml)
Nutritional Info (per 100ml)
Free Delivery on UK Orders Over £59
Enjoy free delivery on all UK mainland orders over £59. For orders below that, standard delivery is £5.99. Orders placed before 12pm on a working day are dispatched the same day.
UK Mainland Delivery Options
| Service | Delivery Time | Order Under £59 | Order Over £59 |
|---|---|---|---|
| DX Standard (Mon–Fri, order before 12pm) | 1–3 Working Days | £5.99 | FREE |
| DHL Standard (Mon–Fri, order before 12pm) | 1–3 Working Days | £5.99 | FREE |
| DX Pre 1pm Service (Mon–Thurs, order before 12pm) | Next Working Day by 1pm | £8.99 | £3.99 |
| DX Saturday Service (order before 12pm Friday) | Saturday Delivery | £8.99 | £3.99 |
All services include a tracking number.
Northern Ireland Delivery Options
| Service | Delivery Time | Order Under £59 | Order Over £59 |
|---|---|---|---|
| DHL (Mon–Fri, order before 12pm) | 2–3 Working Days | £8.99 | £2.99 |
| DX Service (order before 12pm) | 2–4 Working Days | £10.99 | £3.99 |
UK Non-Mainland Delivery
For deliveries to non-mainland UK locations (e.g. Scottish Highlands, Islands, Channel Islands), we ship via UPS at a flat rate of £8.99.
Subscriptions
All subscription orders to UK Mainland addresses qualify for free delivery. Northern Ireland subscription orders are charged at £2.99.
European & International Shipping
For European and international shipping rates, please email us at hello@wisebartender.co.uk or send us a message with your address and a screenshot of your basket and we'll get back to you with a quote.
Our Courier Partners
We work with trusted courier partners to ensure your order arrives safely and on time:
- DX — Our primary UK mainland carrier, offering reliable tracked delivery with flexible service options including Saturday and pre-1pm services.
- DHL — A global logistics leader offering fast, tracked delivery with real-time updates and a commitment to sustainable shipping.
- UPS — Our preferred carrier for UK non-mainland deliveries, providing door-to-door tracked service at competitive rates.
If you have any questions about your delivery, please don't hesitate to get in touch at hello@wisebartender.co.uk.
Delivery
Delivery
Get FREE UK Mainland 1-2 working day delivery when you spend over £59.
For orders below, the cost is £5.99. All shipped on next working day service with either DHL or Parcel Force...your choice.
Non-mainland UK orders will be shipped with UPS and incur an additional £1.99 charge.
